LOLWAT Blog update 7 - Jarate

Yes I'm serious.

By Mexican Apple Thief 4 years ago

Here it is.

Jarate is a thrown jar that splashes upon impact. When splashed on enemies, they take 35% more damage for a period of time. Jumping in water will wash off Jarate. Jarate is also able to short out Spies’ cloaking devices. When used on teammates, Jarate will extinguish any fire effects.

Also a comic.

AND the sniper achievements.

So I guess I was wrong.

Maybe the prank all along was that it wasn't a prank.

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    Musicfreak
    Posted 4 years ago

    SAXTON HALE!!!!

    Also, note that the achievements aren't revealed still.

    Hurrrrmmmm....

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    Posted 4 years ago

    We gotta love saxton hale!he deserves to be the tenth class XD.

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    KniteWulf
    Posted 4 years ago

    I personally think reading the comic in Italian is hilarious. I also figured that because of the info Valve released earlier, and the fact that everyone whores the updated class, they planned on doing a double update.

    Oh, here's the comic in Italian.

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    Posted 4 years ago

    Duh... I hate the Jarate already... Who am I? throwing with my own Piss?? c'mon... Which means the Bow replaces the Sniper-Rifle, Jarate the SMG and the Razorback his Kukri... I wanted something to beat with! wtf...

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    Posted 4 years ago

    God this weekend will be interesting.

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    Mexican Apple Thief
    Posted 4 years ago
    Posted by Heavys Metal Duh... I hate the Jarate already... Who am I? throwing with my own Piss?? c'mon... Which means the Bow replaces the Sniper-Rifle, Jarate the SMG and the Razorback his Kukri... I wanted something to beat with! wtf...

    Doubt it. I think razorback and jarate are both for smg. It makes sense considering spy got two watches and no knife.

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    McGee_uk
    Posted 4 years ago

    I dont mind the fact its piss in a jar I was hoping for something a little more useful lol

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    Posted 4 years ago
    Posted by Mexican Apple Thief
    Posted by Heavys Metal Duh... I hate the Jarate already... Who am I? throwing with my own Piss?? c'mon... Which means the Bow replaces the Sniper-Rifle, Jarate the SMG and the Razorback his Kukri... I wanted something to beat with! wtf...
    Doubt it. I think razorback and jarate are both for smg. It makes sense considering spy got two watches and no knife.

    True... but still: Next Update will give us the two new Melee-Unlocks?

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    Posted 4 years ago
    Posted by Heavys Metal
    Posted by Mexican Apple Thief
    Posted by Heavys Metal Duh... I hate the Jarate already... Who am I? throwing with my own Piss?? c'mon... Which means the Bow replaces the Sniper-Rifle, Jarate the SMG and the Razorback his Kukri... I wanted something to beat with! wtf...
    Doubt it. I think razorback and jarate are both for smg. It makes sense considering spy got two watches and no knife.
    True... but still: Next Update will give us the two new Melee-Unlocks?

    True, because Valve hasn't revealed the achievements yet, that usually signifies the last of the unlockables. It is all too possible.

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