Creamy Mayonnaise

Replaces Jarate with family-friendly Creamy Mayonnaise, or Mayorate.

Title: Creamy Mayonnaise - "Mayorate" Credits: Revenant 100 aka Marphy Black (Jarate skin edits), Valve Software (original Jarate texture)

Description: As I'm sure you've all noticed, this past Sniper/Spy update has completely ruined the game. The idea of chucking urine around as a weapon is simply offensive. Hence, I decided to rectify this crippling issue. Instead of throwing his own bodily fluids at his foes, the sniper can now throw discreetly unlabeled jars of his famous homemade Creamy Mayonnaise, better known as Mayorate! Cover your enemies with your gooey white stuff with a vengeance!

Note: Player models will still turn yellow when they're hit by Mayorate. While I would like to change it to off-white to match the texture and particle effect, this color appears to be defined somewhere deep within the code. I don't know where this code is or if it's even possible to edit, so you'll just have to accept people turning yellow. You can pretend there's still urine included in the Creamy Man Mayonnaise if you'd like.

Installation Instructions: 1. Extract this rar file's contents to your Team Fortress 2 folder. (i.e. C:\Program Files\Valve\Steam\SteamApps[SteamName]\team fortress 2 )

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  • M1GU31's Levels
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    Posted 9 months ago

    Jizz in a jar

    Life Is A Gamble
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    Posted 3 years ago

    LOL

    Bananite
  • Colonel88's Levels
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    Posted 3 years ago

    This is the reason why the Spy is so angry all the time.

    If you build it, they will die
  • Malken's Levels
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    Posted 3 years ago

    Sperate!

    King of sandwiches
  • TheMightyScout Nuck Chorris's Levels
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    Posted 4 years ago

    You just went there, didnt you?

    Bananite
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    Posted 4 years ago
    Posted by CaptHammer
    Posted by Number.
    Posted by rimlanin I think the sniper made this "creamy mayonnaise", if you know what im talking about....
    :) He fills it up pretty fast.
    Well, with Jarate, he took special pills to help him fill the jars faster, so maybe he did the same for the "mayo." Would explain why he prefers to stay in one place; with balls as big as he must have, running would be painful!

    He'd need a large prostate, not large balls. :U

    Also epic skin.

    Furry furry
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    Posted 4 years ago
    Posted by Number.
    Posted by rimlanin I think the sniper made this "creamy mayonnaise", if you know what im talking about....
    :) He fills it up pretty fast.

    Well, with Jarate, he took special pills to help him fill the jars faster, so maybe he did the same for the "mayo."

    Would explain why he prefers to stay in one place; with balls as big as he must have, running would be painful!

    The Hammer is my pen0r.
  • Argle Bargle's Levels
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    Posted 4 years ago

    This is disgusting.

    Keep up the good work.

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    Posted 4 years ago
    Posted by Mr_Lobo
    Posted by Samm!!! "As I'm sure you've all noticed, this past Sniper/Spy update has completely ruined the game. The idea of chucking urine around as a weapon is simply offensive" If your offended by throwing piss out why skin it? why play tf2?, surly its more metally damaging to you to blow peoples brains out rather than throw some piss over them? Nice skin tho
    No, no. You see he's making fun of people who think its offensive to through piss in the game by changing it to... "creamy mayonnaise". Get it?

    DON'T EXPLAIN THE JOKE BUCKLEY

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    Posted 4 years ago

    Somehow i don't think this is mayonnaise, but I do guess snipers get lonely too.

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Revenant100
Jarate skin edits
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Valve
Original Jarate texture

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