A sword created through the fusion of a sword and a printout of Hella Jeff. This thing is so unspeakably shitty you are having a hard time even holding it.
An incredibly shitty sword, created by Dave Strider in his brief alchemy binge. (Actually created by Darkomni)
A must for Homestuck fans, replaces either the Eyelander or Claidheamh Mòr. Claidheamh Mòr is what I personally use, as I imagine it very close to SORD in ability. ;)