Team Fortress 2

The SORD??...!

The SORD??...!

A sword created through the fusion of a sword and a printout of Hella Jeff. This thing is so unspeakably shitty you are having a hard time even holding it.

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An incredibly shitty sword, created by Dave Strider in his brief alchemy binge. (Actually created by Darkomni)

A must for Homestuck fans, replaces either the Eyelander or Claidheamh Mòr. Claidheamh Mòr is what I personally use, as I imagine it very close to SORD in ability. ;)

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  • ScootaLewis avatar
    ScootaLewis Offline
    182 points Ranked 15281st
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    3 years ago:

    Oh man, do you think you could do Ali Baba's Conksuck Booties?

    Bananite
  • AmoryLt avatar
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    785 points Ranked 4952nd
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    3 years ago:

    This makes me want to buy a S. Eyelander, Name it the Sord and every kill I get with it I would shout in the chat "I WARNED YOU ABOUT SORDS BRO"

    10/10

    bluh bluh bluuuuuuuuh...
  • TransientPaladin avatar
    TransientPaladin Offline
    273 points Ranked 11468th
    Member Joined 3 years ago
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    3 years ago:

    Pros:

    • very close to the actual one

    Cons:

    • nothing

    Improvements:

    • maybe make the viewmodel look like it's slipping out of the demo's hand or something

    Notes:

    • I would download it but I don't like mixing my fandoms together
    Bananite
  • Sheikako avatar
    Sheikako Offline
    331 points Ranked 9964th
    Member Joined 7 years ago
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    4 years ago:

    Pros:

    • SORD. . . .
    • Every aspect of this fits the presentation in the original comic.

    Improvements:

    • You can't improve what is already perfected.

    Notes:

    • Nice job man.

    This skin is as aesthetically close to the real thing as you're going to get.

    10/10

    • Funny x 1
    • Agree x 1
    Woo
  • BabbySloth avatar
    BabbySloth Offline
    106 points Ranked 21741st
    Member Joined 4 years ago
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    4 years ago:

    Pros:

    • Dube, its's a SORD

    Cons:

    • Nun

    Notes:

    • BRo, this sord is BAANGIN
    Bananite
  • Anonymous
    Report post
    4 years ago:

    BRO... AWESOME

  • Cpt._PainisCupcake avatar
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    123 points Ranked 19834th
    Member Joined 4 years ago
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    4 years ago:

    Oh God Yes. you actually still had the old Sord file, and thus you are one of my new heroes.

    The Taleneted Subjuggalo
  • Coffee009 avatar
    Coffee009 Offline
    1,409 points Ranked 2891st
    Member Joined 5 years ago
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    4 years ago:

    Awesome sword!

    10/10

    Coffee Addict avatar
    Mantra
    Coffee Addict
  • dendonflo avatar
    dendonflo Offline
    1,995 points Ranked 2043rd
    Member Joined 4 years ago
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    4 years ago:

    I have it in skyrim, now, I have it in TF2 too :D

    Bananite
  • Fef The Wizard avatar
    Fef The Wizard Offline
    1,840 points Ranked 2224th
    Member Joined 4 years ago
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    4 years ago:

    Hehe, i love it!

    9.8/10

    Teh Wizard avatar
    Mantra
    Teh Wizard

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17,045
Downloads
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Date Added
4 years ago
Apr 9 2012 @ 8:30pm UTC

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9.1
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Expert+++ 9 to 10 30
Expert++ 9 to 10 20
Expert+ 9 to 10 10
Expert 9 to 10 5
Intermediate+ 8 to 8.99 3
Intermediate 7 to 7.99 3
Beginner+ 6 to 6.99 2
Beginner 5 to 5.99 2
Beginner- 0 to 4.99 2

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Overall 8.9 29 1 to 10
Originality 9.3 7 8 to 10
Animation 10 2 10 to 10
Detail 7.8 4 1 to 10
Functionality 10 2 10 to 10
Model 9.8 6 9 to 10
Realism 7 3 1 to 10
Sound 10 2 10 to 10
Texture 10 5 10 to 10

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I did not create this skin. It was created by Darkomni. He is who you want to get in touch with if you want to host or redistribute under your name. Thanks! -Phantomime