Kill Yourself in TF2?!

Farming items? Use this to easily kill yourself.

alias "KillMe" "wait 500; kill; wait 25; clear; KillMe;"

When afking on a idle server, this script starts to kill yourself almost instantly when you spawn.

How To Use:
1. Type the script to console and press enter.
2. Type "KillMe" without quotes to console and press enter.
3. ???
4. Profit

If it doesn't work try to increase the "wait 500" with 100 (500, 600, 700, 800 etc) until it works. Suggested server with <=2 second respawntime and no auto-kick.

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  • darkid's Levels
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    Posted 6 months ago

    I don't understand why you'd need to kill yourself in an idle server; it's not like you don't get drops without it. The drops are accumulated, you simply don't view them until you die. And, you're preventing people from getting kills on their strange weapons :) Besides, idling is a thing of the past; with the new item drop system you only get 10 hours of drops per week no matter how long after that you play.

    To Sashimi Roll: You'd have to type (in console) "alias Killme". That would stop it. To restart it, you'd need to re-execute autoexec.cfg or wherever you put this script.

    Scripter
  • Sashimi Roll's Levels
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    Posted 9 months ago

    How exactly do you stop it? o:

    Pro Sushi!
  • Gir_Fan's Levels
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    Posted 10 months ago

    hits: ~ Types : (Bind "k" kill) Press k, you die.

  • JimiTar34's Levels
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    Posted 11 months ago

    Works awesomely. Thanks man ! =D

    Today's a good ass day.
  • DanK.'s Levels
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    Posted 11 months ago

    Posted by Crash+Bear

    I got a pretty nice script for killing yourself ;

    Boston Basher +attack ??? PROFIT!

    What if I don't have a boston basher?

    Think About That
  • Crash+Bear's Levels
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    Posted 11 months ago

    I got a pretty nice script for killing yourself ;

    Boston Basher +attack ??? PROFIT!

    Bananite
  • KiLlEr10312's Levels
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    Posted 11 months ago

    Pretty neat script here.

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    "TheKillerMan"
  • DanK.'s Levels
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    Posted 11 months ago

    Well, many maps. Lets pick ach_glass something for example. It takes about 30seconds to kill you. This kills you almost instantly on respawn.

    Think About That
  • Maddude's Levels
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    Posted 11 months ago

    Most servers have the ground which does harm to the player, why would you need this other wise? ( I know most servers have an anti idle system up any ways )

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    I Sell Propane and Propane Acc
  • DanK.'s Levels
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    Posted 11 months ago

    Haha :D Changed the title a littlebit.

    Think About That

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